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clownssyndrome:

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tchalisew:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

fifty-shadesofgay:

lo-kaia:

hallucin8:

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

(via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

theyellowbrickroad:

u know i can take a hint but i would rather someone be upfront and direct with me, like that’s so lame. why change your behavior and expect someone to make assumptions instead of just saying what you’re thinking. it’s passive aggressive and childlike

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jawshington:

when your mental illness starts acting up again

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50shadesofyodaddysdick:

crush: why are you texting me its 3 in the morning?

me:

 

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pizzaback:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theperksofbeingafluteplayer:

when I was in 8th grade, this guy in my last class of the day leaned over to me and said “everyone thinks I’m wearing plaid shorts, but they’re really just boxers”

and sure enough, upon closer inspection, they were indeed just boxers

this kid just up and didn’t wear pants to school and no one noticed

I think about it a lot

you met a god of yore

he lived many people’s nightmares like it’s nothing

(via seizuresalads)

quibbs:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

quibbs:

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

(via zackisontumblr)

pocketrunner:

The Real Housewives of Washington

(via punkmonksteven)